I am Bloody Ethel Bonnie. Obviously, it's not the name my ma and pa gave me, nor is it the name I use on a daily basis. Even so, almost anyone who knows me would probably know who you were talking about if you brought it up. This is what I look like all the time-
Usually, my goggles are not quite that askew, but it was the ten year reunion of the class of '23 from the Mad Science Institute of ChronoPlasm Studies, and I'd had a few flutes of the bubbly. This is my boy-wench (see, that's what we she-pirates call our boyfriends). We (I) call him Pitchfork.
He doesn't normally wear this much make-up, but it would be okay if he did. This image was captured during a 2008 presidential campaign party for The Joker. Pitchfork is, as far as boyfriends go, excellent! I loves him strong.
And the final member of our little pirascientist consortium is Mo-tato. Sometimes, most of the time, he goes by any number of pseudonyms. There is a long list of AKAs on his post office most wanted posters. Look for them in future postings. He is a savage beast who sometimes does not know what is best for him as he allows his baser self to rule his actions. There are times I wish I could purge him from our partnership, but there are some ties, much like Gordian knots, which can never be broken.
See- I told you he was savage! That is the head of one of his strongest, fiercest mortal enemies. Mo-* brutally beat his enemy into submission before finally gutting him alive and making a hat out of his head. It was a viscious sight, indeed.
Now you are familiar with the regular cast of characters in my blog. There will be guest stars, of course, and that will be glorious. You would not believe the people I know. You know about the Joker, but did you know I also have witchy friends? Cowgirl compadres? Robot relationships? So, stay tuned for the further adventures of Bloody Ethel Bonnie's Blog o' the 7 Seas!
And keep in touch sweet things!
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