Entry the 1st: New Year's Resolutions

Ahhhh, where would we be if there were no New Year's Resolutions?

I'm sure there are some thin folks out there who would still be chunky, or some ex-smoker who may be having a 'hack-attack' if not for the resolve a New Year invariably ushers in. I feel it's high time for me to cement my resolutions for 2009, and what better way than listing them in a brand new blog, which is itself, one of those resolutions.

Aaaaand here they are, for your consideration, THE RESOLUTIONS!

Number 1- Create and maintain a new blog, writing a new entry at least once a week. No particular subject matter at the beginning, but who know what it will evolve into.

Number 2- Obviously, lose some pounds, say 40. I know that's a wussy goal, but it's a start. This is the one I figure is sure to fail, but in the interests of health, I sure will try.

Number 3- Wear jeans for the majority of the day no more than 2 times a week. Maybe it sounds a little silly for a resolution, but I feel it's necessary. Of course, this resolution is null and void during high-volume periods of manual labor. No reason to ruin a perfectly good pair of tights when I'm working on the chain gang, eh?

Number 4- Actually save some money. At least a hundred dollars a month. I also know that's not a lofty goal, but this is really going to be taxing on my psyche. I spend money. On all sorts of things. Things I don't really need to spend all my money on. Like luxury food, and a variety of useless things. I started last year with this same resolution. I currently have about $38 dollars, a sure sign of resolution FAIL.


So, there they are folks, your 2009 resolutions! I may add more, even up until February 24. That's my birthday, and the true beginning of my New Year. Any additional resolutions will be in some different color, or font, or will otherwise be distinguishable from the original items.

Stay tuned for Entry the 2nd: An Introduction. Until then, my pretties, stay safe and drive carefully.